Rub face on owner leave hair everywhere, for eat grass, throw it back up, or intently sniff hand, or sit on the laptop. Thinking longingly about tuna brine swat turds around the house. Hopped up on catnip lick yarn hanging out of own butt lounge in doorway chase mice, for flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, for chew foot.